Charlie Sheen, Farrah Abraham Have Anger Management Issues; Text War Draws Dragon Blood

Charlie Sheen, Farrah Abraham won’t be appearing on “Anger Management” together any time soon. Not on TV anyway. Charlie Sheen and Farrah Abraham have been co-starring in a public/private “Anger Management” episode of their own, according to published reports.

Charlie Sheen, Farrah Abraham emails have been heating up into an online furor. The feud between the Farrah Abraham, the "Backdoor Teen Mom" porn star and and Charlie Sheen, the "Anger Management" is drawing tiger blood. Back in May, Abraham reached out to Sheen, saying she would like to meet him and score a role on “Anger Management.”

The text conversations between the two started out friendly enough. Farrah Abraham reached to Charlie Sheen out via text message telling him “your super funny” and asking to set up a "play date with our children" or to get to together for "just coffee and relaxing."

One of the first texts Abraham sent said, “Just wanted to say I was excited to meet you if anger management ever ends up booking me, but idk if that will happen. So I just felt like saying your super funny and would love to meet you at some point & I’m in town alot & hopefully soon will move to the area and maybe we can meet up for a play date with our children or if your cool just for coffee and relaxing let me know. This week I’m doing appearances & other work and could only meet later so – All the best & hope your having a great week.”

Sheen texted back "you sound fabulous! coffee is for amateurs and grandma... would love to get together!" The teen mom star invited the former “Platoon” actor to join her and some porn stars and party. But it all turned bad when Sheen learned that Abraham leaked the text messages to the press. And he let her know via another text message, that of course, has been leaked.

According to TMZ, Charlie Sheen wrote, "hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.”

Farrah then upped the public display in a letter on Radar Online: “'That's right Charlie you never did tell me I could share my own texts with anyone – it looks like you have control issues because I can do whatever I want and I have nothing to hide maybe you do,' she wrote. 'I think all the drugs, fame, money, alcohol, and whores messed with your head because your bashing response to me is really uncalled for and makes zero sense. You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection. 'So for a old train wreck like yourself you sit in your own pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life, enjoy your dwindle and I wish you all the best at being a good male figure for your children who really need a good male role model in their lives. As well I hope those call girls, pornstars, and goddesses you have around and pay are worthy because its sad you can not have a stable relationship to show your children a good example. I was only being friendly with Charlie because Anger Management contacted my rep and so I thought it would be good to reach out and spend some civil quality time apparently that’s not possible and I will be strictly professional and not speak to other talent in the future because I do not need to be bothered by their crazy personal lives and horrible personalities. I have a bright future ahead of myself I do not have time for this nonsense of drama.”

In response to the insulting text message, Farrah Abraham debuted her new silicone D-cups, slipping into a tiny bikini at Sapphire Pool & Day Spa in Las Vegas on Friday.

The MTV reality star recently told InTouch magazine “I would not get boob implants that were porn-star status. I'm very realistic about keeping myself looking natural."

In the pix, Farrah is sipping on a drink. She is currently on probation for a DUI and is not allowed to drink alcohol for six months. Abraham explained on Twitter that it was a virgin drink.

 by Tony Sokol

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