Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa And Nicole Are Cliches! [VIDEO] LOW Ratings, Twins And Amber Can't Deliver, Dina Manzo NO Storyline, Melissa Gorga Dull, Teresa And Joe Guidice Want Sympathy?


Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa And Nicole Are BORING and totally a Jersey girl cliche! Amber and the new twins are just not bringing it the way Bravo anticipated. I think Bravo underestimates the Housewives viewers. We don''t just want characatures of Jersey women. We want real ladies, that aren't a cliche of what a Jersey girl should be. Nicole and Teresa would be great sidekicks. One of the women, not both, should have a few Housewives guest spots. But Nicole AND Teresa, every week, is just too much.The only interesting part of Sunday's episode was Victoria Gotti, but even the spreading of gossip about the other cast mates seemed like a cheap ploy to keep our interest. Gotti told Teresa and amber that Rino Aprea, Teresa Aprea's husband, that he cheated on Teresa and with the wrong woman. Gotti said,  "He said, 'it's who I cheated with. He just looked at me and he said, 'Her mother.'"Big news yes, but I just don't believe it. I'm not invested in the characters, so when I hear Gotti tell the story about Teresa Apea, I just don't really care. The new additions to Housewives, Amber, Nicole and Teresa do not deliver, killing Bravo's ratings. They are not entertaining at all, though on paper they look like feisty, fun women. The new twin Housewives, Amber and Nicole, had big promise for the show but they fail to deliver. Why? I think it's because they are so predictable. As a New Yorker, I know women exactly like them and even though they are fun ladies, I know what they are going to say before they even screech it. They are annoying and I STILL can't tell the difference between the newbies.

Amber, well, she's as cringe worthy to watch as Real Housewives of New York Sonja Morgan's burlesque shows. Amber is too much of a newbie to actually bring the drama yet. And to start trouble with Amber, another Housewives newbie, is just plain awkward for the audience. The Real Housewives of New Jersey new cast is clearly not working out. Ask any longtime Housewives fan, and she'll agree that it is just not the same. Sadly, this week was another huge disappointment, not helping RHONJ ratings that are at an all time low this season. After only 6 episodes of New Jersey Housewives, the Bravo show has already hit a slump. For the first time ever, Real Housewives of Orange County is beating New Jersey in the ratings. I look forward to watching RHOC on Mondays, while RHONJ feels like a Sunday night chore where I have to stop myself from hitting fast-forward, Though ratings were a tad bit up this week, they have still plummeted since last season of Jersey Housewives. So why is Jersey failing so badly? It isn't just Nicole and Teresa that are the problem. The reason for the lull is that Real Housewives of New Jersey is just so freakin boring and people really felt a deep connection to the old cast. The new cast is just not getting under viewers' skin.

Maybe the comeback of Jacqueline Lauritas will help Jersey Housewives, but I think it depends on the reasons that she inserts herself back into the Jersey drama. If Jacqueline's storyline is interesting, then maybe Real Housewives of New Jersey could revive again but I doubt it. Because Melissa Gorga and her storyline are as entertaining as watching my cats use their litter box. Actually, cats beat Melissa because at least they aren't faking anything!And it's no surprise how low the ratings are this season. Because when you have Melissa Gorga as the main character, then you know it's time for New Jersey Housewives to possibly pass away, and keep dying. Melissa is so boring that I'd rather see Caroline Manzo or Kathy Wakile! I'm supposed to feel sympathetic that the dull Jersey girl is staying in a rental home? Help me out here, Bravo. I should be interested in her and her husband Joe's garbage truck? How on earth is this entertaining? Garbage businesses are highly prevelant in New Jersey and New York, and the business as a storyline for Melissa and Joe Gorga just isn't making the cut.

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