Wisconsin Rapids Woman Calls Cops For Having Sex In Yard; No Arrests Made In Outdoor Sex Act

It must have been a slow day in Wisconsin Rapids. Police were called to the home of a Wisconsin Rapids woman yesterday when she reported two cats having sex in her backyard. The item was included as part of the local Wisconsin Rapids police blotter and reported that the two cats were having sex and going at it like...well, animals.

The caller reached out to police at 11:06 a.m. It remains unclear if cops actually showed up to her home, but it can safely be confirmed that no suspects were found and no arrests were made. The woman has also not been publicly identified.

There must be something in the water in Wisconsin Rapids because in the same day, a woman reported at 6:32 p.m. that a man was indecently exposing himself near an intersection in the town.

Other items on the Wisconsin Rapids police blotter that day were more conventional, including several thefts and a carjacking.

Last week, 19-year-old Vincent Valvo was arrested for calling 911 on two separate occasions to complain about the way his mother spoke to him. Police informed him after the first call that he was engaging in "improper use of 911" and was then arrested after the second phone call. Valvo was arrested for abuse of 911, which is classified as a misdemeanor charge. He was released from jail after posting $500 bond and is scheduled to appear in court on May 14.