Carlton Gebbia Scary Witch! [VIDEO TOUR!] RHOBH Star Has 'Been A Witch SInce Age 7' And Practiced Black Magic--Eeriest Woman In Beverly Hills

Carlton Gebbia is a scary witch! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills newest cast member is the spookiest, the EERIEST, the strangest Housewife to ever hit the franchise. And we all remember crazy Kelly Bensimon! This woman makes Kelly look totally normal. 

It isn't the whole good witch / bad witch thing that freaks me out about Carlton Gebbia. It's her complete lack of consistency towards the other women. She'll get all angry when Kyle talks about Lisa's nipple slip but doesn't mind when Brandi calls her a 'nice c*nt!' And when Carlton gets mad at Kyle, the look she throws at her is pure evil. Carton definitely putting some witch spells on Mrs. Richards. It's really scary!

Carlton thinks it's rude to ask about her religion, but doesn't mind talking about how much she likes to be around beautiful girls, or swearing at her own children. This woman is bat sh*t crazy!

Carlton introduces us to her blonde nanny, Elizy, whom she hired because she wants her son to "be around beautiful women!" Really, that's her reason?!

Carlton explains that Elizy and one of her friends, Carlton, will be acting as servers for today's lunch, because, again, it's important to Carlton to be surrounded by beautiful women. So who is watching the children?

But are you a good witch or a bad witch Carlton. Well, she used to be into black magic but not since she has children. Now she's a white witch obsessed with all living things. But she doesn't mind when a cat kills a mouse as she so colorfully explained to her guests.

Carlton has been a witch since she was 7, and it's not like she is an evil witch or anything; she just used to practice black magic back back in the day. But that's all in the past.

When Joyce announces that her husband is so huge that if she were to get a nip or tuck, he might not fit, Carlton get scary pissed! But it's ok for Carlton to say her husband is "hung like a donkey." This lady is the biggest hypocrite!

And her house...oh her house is just straight out of a 'Harry Potter novel' to quote Kylle.  It's like a gigantic haunted castle, with eerie dolls, witches balls, crosses, and an actual confession room!

Does Carlton scare the bejeezus out of you? Or is it just me?