Beverly Hills Housewives Recap: HOUR LONG SNOOZEFEST! [VIDEO] RHOBH So Boring As Yolanda And Kim Say Goodbye To Kids Over And Over, Lisa Vanderpump Barely Any Screen Time And Even Brandi SOBER

Beverly Hills Housewives Recap: I could barely keep my eyes open watching Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills last night! Where did the Beverly Hills drama go? How many times can I hear Housewives Kim Richards and Yolanda Foster tell us how sad they are that their children are going to college? This wasn't an episode of Housewives; it was a freakin Lifetime movie! After Kim gushed about how she couldn't cope without her daughter and Yolanda could not let Gigi go I decided to fast forward Housewives. And after all the mother-daughter crying, there wasn't much left in the Bverly Hills episode. This is the biggest problem in 90210?! Snore! Last time I checked education was a positive event, not a reason for the Housewives to get all depressed. And what was left of the hour long snoozefest was just Lisa bashing and looking at ich people take yet another vacation.

Lisa Vanderpump, who is the only Housewives star left in Beverly Hills that is actually semi-appealing, had almost no screen time this week because she left the v. And even her scenes were boring telling Carlton Gebbia how upset she was being shunned in Peurto Rico. And the other Housewives frolicked in Puerto Rico without a bump. Brandi stayed sober, I fast forward through EVERYTHING with Kim, and the episode left me anticipating nothing. A party honoring Beverly Hills that Lisa will approach the other mean 'mean girls?' Snore!

The only part of Housewives that wasn't completely boring was the strange resurfacing of Taylor Armstrong. Taylor takes time out of pumping up her lips in Beverly Hills and solving her relationship crisis on VH1 Couples Therapy to watch Housewives veteran Kyle Richards take her daughter to get her ears pierced. I think it's ;ess boring watching the Housewives get their nails done then watching children get their ears pierced. I'd literally rather watch paint dry than watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this week!

The only thing about 90210 Housewives is that they're going to be cleaning house and hiring some interesting newbies. Best part is Carton Gebbia is fired!

Ding Dong the witch is dead! On behalf of myself and all Housewives fanatics, I want to thank Bravo for killing the wicked witch of the west.

Reprts confirm that at the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion Carlton Gebbia was not meshing with the other Housewives and tacation early, tired of the perhe chemistry was off. So producers decided right then and there that Gebbia wasn't working out on the show.

During the whole season Kyle tried to make nice with Carlton, but no matter what she tried had failed. Kyle gave Carlton a necklace AND a ring and Gebbia still made trouble for Kyle and the constant hated of her feels scripted, fake, and uninteresting.

It was her only storyline and it failed.

Nobody cares enough about Carlton to be out to get her, but Gebbia is sure that people are 'coming for her.'

And she thinks Kyle is talking bad about her because she DREMPT it! Carlton is just stirring the pot for more camera time but her attempts have failed because Carlton is very likely departing and won't be returning to Beverly Hills Housewives next season. Yippeee!

Did you enjoy Beverly Hills Housewives last night? Please let me know if you actually enjoyed it.