Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Fires Carton Gebbia! [FUNNY VIDEO] CRAZY Wiccan Axed For Being 'Boring' On Reunion And All Season Making Dull Drama With Joyce, Kyle Richards And Lisa Vanderpump

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fires Carlton Gebbia! Ding Dong the wiccan is dead! On behalf of myself and all Housewives fanatics, I want to thank Bravo for  deciding it's time to ax Gebbia from Beverly Hills Housewives. Rumors are flying that Carlton will be fired from RHOBH because she and Joyce are 'boring' and didn't mesh well with the other Housewives at the reunion, though nothing is totally confirmed. TMZ reports there is a 95% chance Carlton will be flying away on her broom stick after just one Housewives season! Carlton and her wicked, over the top, devilish ways towards the veteran Housewives has made the show completely unenjoyable. Have a little respect for the other Housewives, Gebbia! Last Monday on Housewives, Carton barely made the episode, making a quick cameo kissing Lisa Vanderpump's butt trying to stay relevant on Housewives. It's transparent how quickly Gebbia changes teams.

Housewives has had it's share of hypocritical Housewives like Taylor Armstrong and Camille Grammer, but Gebbia is the first Housewife to really make me tune out. And is it me or does Carlton look like she's in desperate need of a shower? Kyle was never my favorite Housewives star but this season Gebbia makes Kyle look like the classiest, smartest Housewife in Beverly Hills!  Carlton has succeeded  to make the other Housewives look down to earth and has ruined the show in such a short period. Gebbia made such an issue out of Kyle's remark about Lisa's '1/3 of a nipple,' but then throws a party on RHOBH that has women with their nipples hanging out greeting the Housewives and guests at the door! How hypocritical! Gebbia just makes the rules up as she goes. And she thinks Kyle is talking bad about her because she DREMPT it! Carlton is just stirring the pot for more camera time but her attempts have failed because Carlton is very likely departing and won't be returning to Beverly Hills Housewives next season. Bravo to Bravo and Andy Cohen!

Reports confirm that at the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion Carlton Gebbia was not meshing with the other Housewives and the chemistry was just not there. So Housewives producers decided that Gebbia is on the chopping block. During the whole Beverly Hills season Kyle tried to make nice with Carlton, but no matter what she tried, Carlton kept bashing her. Kyle gave Carlton a necklace AND a ring and Gebbia still made trouble for Kyle and the constant hatred for her feels scripted, fake, and uninteresting. And the Jewish star debacle with Kyle...paaalease! Gebbia should be fired for that alone consodering most Housewives producers are jewish. Kyle may not be my favorite Housewives star, but she is not out to get Carlton Gebbia and has more class than Gebbia will ever have. Nobody cares enough about Carlton to be out to get her, but Gebbia is sure that people are 'coming for her.' Gebbia either has a guilty conscience or is the most absurdly paranoid Housewives star in the Bravo franchise. It's getting so played out...

And let's not forget about Gebbia putting a 'spell' on poor Joyce. Carlton of course retracted the warning, but we all heard her threaten the other newbie.

But worse than what was shown on TV is Carlton's stupid Housewives blog. The wicked witch wrote:

"Of course on the negative side there's Kyle and Joyce, yet again bashing my religion. These two are like dogs with a bone they just can't stop themselves from consistently insulting and mocking my faith. I don't care if they believe or don't believe, I don't want to hear it. It makes no difference to me. For the last time I am not here to change anyone's religious or spiritual beliefs, nor am I recruiting thank god. You will never hear me challenge their religions, which I actually have respect for. But evidently, with their limited narrow minds, they are having a hard time understanding that concept. What's so telling about both of their characters is when Kyle tells Joyce nonchalantly that she called me anti-Semetic and Joyce has no bloody reaction not even a flinch. I appreciate that Yolanda agreed that it was ignorant too."

"So telling that Joyce says she doesn't believe in Wiccan. Really? What is it exactly about the Wicca faith that she doesn't believe? Did she really just deny it's entire existence of which millions of people world wide are practicing Wiccans. Wicca is a recognized religion in the military! How can she seriously be that ignorant? Do they both understand that I am not the only practicing Wiccan out there, that they desperately feel the constant need to be so offensive about this particular faith. I am quite sure that I'm not the only one insulted by their gross antics. In fact I know this to be only too true."

Carlton continues her tirade with pages of nonsense that I won't burden you with and then concludes with:

"It seems to me that every chance Kyle can blame Lisa for something even if Lisa isn't the main focus of a problem Kyle will find a way to do it. However Lisa I feel is completely desensitized to Kyle's constant setups and jealousy. These relationships are so painfully and unnecessarily complicated. Oh here's a Spanish idiom that sums up Kyle's character 'to throw the stone and hide the hand' maybe she's heard of that one."

So congrats to Bravo for getting rid of the wicked witch of the west! 

Are you happy that Carlton is gone next season?