RHONJ Amber Marchese Ruining Housewives! [VIDEO] Too 'Gossipy' Prying Info From Teresa Giudice, Plays Victim WIth Cancer Card AGAIN, And Fake Cries On The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Episode
RHONJ Amber Marchese Ruining Housewives! This week was another snoozer for Housewives thanks to Amber Marchese, her whiny husband, and also Nicole's weirdo husband Reno and his overdramatic trip to the freakin doctor! But Amber and her annoying husband are worse than Nicole and Reno because at least they seem to have chemistry that comes off as sincere. Amber and her husband seem like friends that love each other, butwatching them touch each other makes me cringe! This Housewives franchise is in the pooper and viewers are one episode away from flushing it down if Amber stays on RHONJ. If Season 6 episode 7 doesn't bring the drama to Jersey Housewives, I'm quitting the show! This Amber Marchese health scare is incredibly made up, and even if it isn't, we are so not invested into the new Jersey Housewives character that if her cancer comes back, how much can we really care for Amber? Yes, cancer sucks. But if you barely know the person with the disease, how much can you even tune into the TV screen and sympathize with Marchese. I found myself reaching for the DVR fast forward button on her 'cancer scare' scenes, and then realized I had to watch them. NOT for moral reason, but because telling you how RHONJ is becoming is my job.
Amber Marchese makes a problem out of everything! This week on RHONJ, when her cancer tests coming back 'inconclusive', Amber freaks out and even declines the Housewives trip to Florida because she sas she'd be worrying too much. People get 'inconclusive' tests all the time, mostly so hospitals can make more money. But AMber takes this as the end of the world. Thich chick is a little crazy and super irritating. Since Amber met Teresa she's been kissing her butt and pretending to care about her lgal issues. Amber is more concerned with how she is portrayed then anybody elses feelings. Amber pushes info out of Teresa, who crearly does not want to open up to anyone. And these tow Jersey Housewives just met! Why is Amber so pathetic? Doesn't she have any other friends? And Amber is officially the girl that we all know and can't stand. She is more worried about being portrayed as a nice girl than actually caring about Teresa. Look, this is Real housewives of New Jersey. We aren't expecting the most sincere people. But if you don't really care about the other Housewives, just own it and be it. Now that would be sort of entertaining. Anything but those alligator tears that we see every week on RHONJ. If Amber isn't ruining Housewives on her own, she's got plenty of backup. Dina is as entertaining as dishtowel.This week on RHONJ, she says farewell to her assistant. Dina's biggest storyline on RHONJ is driving her assistant to the airport. Yawn.
Nicole's husband is getting a colonoscopy. Double yawn and a little vomit. Getting a checkup is not drama. It's a standard procedure that I don;t wat to watch in real life or TV! And if bravo thinks that this is entertaining, the Real Housewives if New Jersey is in worse shape than I thought. As for Teresa Giudice, Bravo is trying to portray her daughter as some kind of genius to figure out her parents' legal situation. Um, she's no baby and this isn't rocket science. The situation is in the news, on TV, in articles (like mine) splashed online, etc. How could the Real Housewives of New Jersey cub not catch on? Melissa Gorga...I cannot remember one single Housewives scene with her. And I watched the Jersey Housewivesepisode twice! Melissa is the dullest person on Real Housewives of New jersey and could be the lamest lady to ever hit the Housewives franchise. The return of Jacqueline Laurita to RHONJ...snore. Why is she here? To make sure I fall asleep? The only slightly redeeming quality about this episode was watching the friendship between Dina and Teresa. They have a deep love and respect for each other that the biggest reality TV skeptic can't deny. Dina calls Amber 'gossipy' when trying to pry info out of her friend. When Tre turns down her trip to Florida, Dina is not angry, not judgmental, and certainly gives her friend nothing but support for whatever decision Teresa makes. The episode ends with Teresa telling Dina about the info Victoria Gotti told her about Rino and Nicole's mother in case the info came out from Amber Marchese. This cannot end well in Florida...but who really cares. It's all just a cheap ploy to help failing Housewives ratings.
What did you think about the Real Housewives of New Jersey this week?