The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recap; another snoozer for Housewives! This franchise is in the pooper and viewers are one episode away from flushing it down. This Amber health scare is incredibly made up, and even if it isn't, we are so not invested into the new Jersey Housewives character that if her cancer comes back, how much can we really care? Yes, cancer sucks. But if you barely know the person with the disease, how much can you even tune into the TV screen and sympathize. I found myself reaching for the DVR fast forward button on her 'cancer scare' scenes, and then realized I had to watch them. NOT for moral reason, but because telling you how bad Real Housewives of New Jersey is becoming is my job.

Dina says farewell to her assistant. Yawn. Nicole's husband is getting a colonoscopy. Double yawn and a little vomit. Getting a checkup is not drama. And if bravo thinks that this is entertaining, the Real Housewives if New Jersey is in worse shape than I thought. As for Teresa Giudice, Bravo is trying to portray her daughter as some kind of genius to figure out her parents' legal situation. Um, she's no baby and this isn't rocket science. The situation is in the news, on TV, in articles (like mine) splashed online, etc. How could the Real Housewives of New Jersey cub not catch on? Amber is officially the girl that we all know and can't stand. She is more worried about being portrayed as a nice girl than actually caring about Teresa. Look, this is Real housewives of New Jersey. We aren't expecting the most sincere people. But if you don't really care about the other Housewives, just own it and be it. Now that would be sort of entertaining.

Melissa Gorga...I cannot remember one single scene with her. And I watched the Jersey Housewives episode twice! Melissa is the dullest person on Real Housewives of New jersey and could be the lamest lady to ever hit the Housewives franchise. The return of Jacqueline Laurita to RHONJ...snore. Why is she here? To make sure I fall asleep? The only slightly redeeming quality about this episode was watching the friendship between Dina and Teresa. They have a deep love and respect for each other that the biggest reality TV skeptic can't deny. When Tre turns down her trip to Florida, Dina is not angry, not judgmental, and certainly gives her friend nothing but support for whatever decision Teresa makes. The episode ends with Teresa telling Dina about the info Victoria Gotti told her about Rino and Nicole's mother. This cannot end well in Florida...but who really cares. It's all just a cheap ploy to help failing Housewives ratings.

What did you think about the Real Housewives of New Jersey this week?