John Mayer is known for his talented songwriting and his publicized relationships. The "Daughters" singer has had more than his share of intriguing and sometimes inappropriate quotes. You wouldn't want him talking about your daughter.

We revisit some of them as gathered by Wonderwall:

On how many women he has slept with after the Jennifer Aniston split:  "I'm going to say four or five. No more ... But even if I said 12, that's a reasonable number. So is 15. Here's the thing: I get less [expletive] now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don't like jumping through hoops." - from Rolling Stone interview

Describing his sex life with Jessica Simpson: "Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just [Expletive] snort you?" - from a Playboy Interview-it figures

"I met a girl one time in Vegas. Her name was Dimples, and the 's' in Dimples was a dollar sign ... I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I've had relationships with. I still feel like I'm with them, in the sense that if I [Expletive] Dimples, what does that say about someone like Jen? I feel like it's all connected. How could I ever cosmically relate these two people?" - also from Rolling Stone. (Don't name your daughter Dimples, or let them sleep with John Mayer)

"... It's crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble. I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare." - from New York Times, 2009 (John Mayer has officially failed the Gentleman test)

More bizarre quotes:

"High school is like a spork: It's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless." (that explains everything)

"Whenever they say it can't be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn." (very inspiring)