RHOM Finale: The only thing not predictable was the complete lack of a mention of Marisol! Everything else was too expected from the Houswives franchise. Could RHOM be cancelled after this season?

This Housewives finale was more scripted and predictable than anything else I've seen from Bravo this season. The episode starts out with the Miami Housewives (sans Marisol) waking up in Vegas at 11:05am, much later than they 'planned,' with Joanna freaking out about about missing her wedding.

The Miami Housewives were worried about missing their flight and concerned about Joanna missing her rehearsal dinner which according to her would make her fiance' Romain 'literally kill me', let alone walk down the aisle. Would Bravo ever really let these women not make Joanna Krupa's lavish wedding? It's a good assumption that the network paid for the affair and spent millions on the production of the event. So they just will let the Miami Housewives snooze till 11 and then have them miss the wedding of the RHOM season conclusion?! Soooo contrived.

After the Miami Housewives tried to book another flight, they realized that driving was the only form of transportation to get the to San Diego to make the wedding rehearsal. Joanna got all upset but the Miami crew (miraculously) made her nuptials which were descent, but not worthy of real emotions. 

After the Real Housewives were all fighting with Lisa in Vegas, the issue never came up the next day and the ladies made nice, which was actuallly a big relief. The drama with Joanna's sister Marta fizzled as she made peace with husband to be, Romain. This seemed so staged for the Housewives franchise feeling more cringeworthy than emotional.

The highlight of the finale was when Alexia's son Peter showed up at the wedding while she was  talking on the phone with him, surprising his boob jobbed mom. 

The other highlight of the show, which seemed extremely pushed in our faces for all 2 seasons, was Lisa's storyline. Finally, after she couldn't get pregnant Lisa tells Lea that she has picked a surrogate after her attempt to get pregnant consistently failed. The only sweet thing about the situation was her telling Lea first because through the course of their friendship Lisa had always confided in Mrs. Black with her fertility issues.

Joanna gets married and their nuptials are trite, except for when Joanna said that they are completely themselves which each other and that's what makes them work. I admit I loved her dress, fit perfectly for a tall super model. Oh, she is! 

The Housewives finales always end in a scripture updating the viewer on how each lady is currently doing. The script went so fast that it was hard to read! After watching twice I actually had to pause my television to be able to read the predictable future of the Florida gals. 

The finale concluded with the women hugging each other in an embrace that made me gag. It felt faker than Lisa's boobs and more forced than Joanna's sex life.

I felt like Joanna had to apologize to Lisa for being her punching bag all season. The super model always telling the gold digger to get a job?! Why can't Joanna just support Lisa and help her find her passion? One of the only true friendships I believed on the show felt like it didn't really exist.

Overall, the season mirrored the finale...dull. Can't wait for the reunion when the Miami Housewives are actually honest.

What did you think of the Miamii finale?