Real Housewives Of Miami Finale Felt SCRIPTED! [VIDEO] Lisa's Highlights, Joanna Gets Married, And The Ladies Make The Wedding On Time!

The Real Housewives Of Miami Finale:  Could this Housewives finale be more scripted? The reunion airs tonight and hopefully the Miami housewives can be a little more honest adn entertaining then on the disappointing finale.

The Housewives finale starts off with the Miami ladies (sans Marisol) waking up in Vegas at 11:05am, much later than they planned. They were worried about missing their flight and concerned about not making Joanna's rehearsal dinner. Would Bravo ever really let these women not make Joanna Krupa's wedding on the finale? Bravo basically feeds the Miami Houseewives storylines because their real lives are so boring!

After the Miami Housewives tried to book another flight, they realized that driving was the only form of transportation to get the to San Diego to make the wedding on time.  Joanna got all upset, but the Miami crew (miraculously) made her nuptials.

After the Real Housewives were all fighting with Lisa, the issue never came up the next day and the ladies made nice. The drama with Joanna's sister Marta fizzled as she made peace with husband to be, Romain. This seemed so staged for the Housewives franchise that it didn't move anyone to tears and felt forced.

The highlight of the finale was when Alexia's son Peter showed up at the wedding while she was  talking on the phone with him, surprising his boob jobbed mom. 

The other highlight of the show, which seemed extremely pushed in our faces for all 2 seasons, was Lisa's storyline. Finally, after she couldn't get pregnant Lisa tells Lea that she has picked a surrogate to make a baby after her attempt to get pregnant constantly failed. The only sweetthing about the situation was her telling Lea first because through the course of their friendship Lisa had always confided in Mrs. Black with her fertility issues.

Joanna gets married and their nuptials are trite, except for when Joanna said that they are completely themselves which each other and that's what makes them work.

The Housewives finales always end in a scripture updating the viewer on how each lady is currently doing. The script went so fast that it was hard to read! After watching twice I actually had to pause my television to be able to read the predictable future of the Florida gals.

The finale concluded with the women hugging each other in an embrace that made me gag.

I felt like Joanna had to apologize to Lisa for being her punching bag all season. The super model always telling the gold digger to get a job?! Why can't Joanna just support Lisa and help her find her passion? The only true friendship I believed on the show felt like it didn't really exist.

Overall, the season mirrored the finale...dull. Can't wait for the reunion when the Miami Housewives are actually honest with each other instead of brushing over thier problames.

What did you think of the Miamii finale?

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