Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills fires Carlton Gebbia! On behalf of myslef and all Housewives fanatics, I want to thank Bravo for making the decision to ax Gebbia from Beverly Hills. Rumors are flying that Carlton will be axed from RHOBH because she's 'boring.' TMZ reports there is a 95% chance Carlton will be flying away on her broom stick next season! Carlton and her wicked, over the top, devilish ways towards the veteran Housewives has made the show flat out unenjoyable. Have a little respect for the other Housewives, Gebbia! This Monday the RHOBH went to Puerto Rico, but fortunatley Carlton Gebbia didn't be make the journey and didn't make the episode at all! It was the best Real Housewives of Beverly Hills episode so far this season. Carlton has really made Beverly Hills Housewives difficult to watch, so the episode of Housewives was almost palatable.

Housewives has had it's share of stupid, hypocritical Housewives, but Gebbia is the first Housewife to really make me squirm. And is it me or does she look like she's in desperate need of a shower? Kyle was never my favorite Housewives star but she wasn't ruining the show for me the way Carlton has succeeded in such a short time. Gebbia made such an issue out of Kyle's remark about Lisa's '1/3 of a nipple,' but then throws a party on RHOBH that has women with their nipples hanging out greeting the Housewives and guests at the door! How hypocritical. Gebbia just makes the rules up as she goes. And she thinks Kyle is talking bad about her because she DREMPT it! Carlton just doesn't like Kyle for no reason or she's stirring the pot for more camera time.But her attempts have failed because Carlton is very likely fired and won't be returning to Beverly Hills Housewives next season. Yippeee!

Kyle gave Carlton a necklace AND a ring and Gebbia is still making trouble for Kyle and the drama is just dull and fake. And the RHOBH Jewish star debacle with Kyle...paaalease! Kyle may not be my favorite Housewives star, but she is not out to get Carlton Gebbia and has more class that Gebbia will ever have. Nobody cares enough to be out to get Carlton actually, but Gebbia is sure that people are 'coming for her.' And let's not forget about Gebbia putting a 'spell' on Joyce. Carlton of course retracted the warning, but we all heard her threaten poor little Joyce.

But worse than what was shown on TV is Carlton's stupid Housewives blog. Carlon wrote:

"Of course on the negative side there's Kyle and Joyce, yet again bashing my religion. These two are like dogs with a bone they just can't stop themselves from consistently insulting and mocking my faith. I don't care if they believe or don't believe, I don't want to hear it. It makes no difference to me. For the last time I am not here to change anyone's religious or spiritual beliefs, nor am I recruiting thank god. You will never hear me challenge their religions, which I actually have respect for. But evidently, with their limited narrow minds, they are having a hard time understanding that concept. What's so telling about both of their characters is when Kyle tells Joyce nonchalantly that she called me anti-Semetic and Joyce has no bloody reaction not even a flinch. I appreciate that Yolanda agreed that it was ignorant too."

"So telling that Joyce says she doesn't believe in Wiccan. Really? What is it exactly about the Wicca faith that she doesn't believe? Did she really just deny it's entire existence of which millions of people world wide are practicing Wiccans. Wicca is a recognized religion in the military! How can she seriously be that ignorant? Do they both understand that I am not the only practicing Wiccan out there, that they desperately feel the constant need to be so offensive about this particular faith. I am quite sure that I'm not the only one insulted by their gross antics. In fact I know this to be only too true."

Carlton continues her tirade with pages of nonsense that I won't burden you with and then concludes with:

"It seems to me that every chance Kyle can blame Lisa for something even if Lisa isn't the main focus of a problem Kyle will find a way to do it. However Lisa I feel is completely desensitized to Kyle's constant setups and jealousy. These relationships are so painfully and unnecessarily complicated. Oh here's a Spanish idiom that sums up Kyle's character 'to throw the stone and hide the hand' maybe she's heard of that one."

So bravo to Bravo for getting rid of the wicked witch! Wiccan can ride away on her broom stick!

Are you happy that Carlton is gone?