RHONJ 'Secrets Revealed' Recap: Learning The Housewives Menstrual Cycles and Amber Marchese's Love life Makes DISGUSTING Real Housewives Of New Jersey Episode
RHONJ "Secrets Revealed" recap: What secrets? was not a Housewives episode full of inside scoops although we did learn way too much about Amber's love life and the Housewives menstrual cycles. We also learn the secret about Teresa Giudice's hair survival guide. Snore.... 'Secrets Revealed' was an actual RHONJ episode, and a great one in fact. The RHONJ ladies strut to Atlantic City New Jersey where Dina Manzo claims is crawling with white trash. Did we really have to hear how everyone was having their period for this Jersey trip? It's a cheap joke.
The Housewives play blackjack and the RHONJ twins yell at the other Housewives in an octave only dogs understand. Amber Marchese was happy to explain all of the role playing that she and Jim do in the bedroom. Teresa wants to play the risky game 'tell everyone about your first impressions of one another' which is a Housewives classic just asking for issues. Amber and Teresa Aprea are at it once again. These two new Housewives just can't get along. Amber says that Teresa and Nicole are fun to go out with, but when they actually talk she wants to rip their heads off. I wanna do the same all the time, Amber.
Joe Giudice proves that he will have a hard time being a single parent while wife Teresa goes to prison in January. He struggles with his daughters as Tersea is away, adn she only left for the weekend! Milania is out of control and never gets punished as she even threatens to backhand sister Gia. Hopefully Joe will discuss this on the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion this week. When Teresa returns she turns down Kathie's request for a blurb because of a stupid joke Kathy played on her, giving Tre a dictionary for Christmas. Why can Teresa laugh at herself.
How do you spell bitch? K.A.T.H.Y.
WHat did you think of RHONJ last night?
