Jon Cryer's son needs clothes. Stylish clothes. Not that knock-off crap you get on 14th Street. Sarah Trigger, Jon Cryer's ex-wife, claims the $8,000 a month she gets in child support just doesn't cut it. Jon Cryer should understand, his hair alone in "Pretty in Pink" cost that much.

Sarah Trigger says she can dress Jon Cryer's son for oh, about 90 large.

It seems that Charlie, Jon Cryer's son, is being picked on at school because he ain't styling. Sarah Trigger, Jon Cryer's ex wife, claims the couple's 13-year-old son can't keep up with the trending styles in the classroom.

According to TMZ, Jon Cryer's wife went to court and asked the judge, who wears only a robe half the time, for the right to get $88,969 a month now that she has custody of the couple's son half the time. When Sarah Trigger got the initial figure for child support in 2010, she only had custody for four percent of the time.

$88,960 a month. For half the time.

Sarah Trigger says Jon Cryer can afford it, he makes about $2 million a month for his stint on "Two and a Half Men" and the hike shouldn't hit him where he lives.

Jon Cryer's ex-wife explained in the court request that Charlie's classmates take "exotic vacations in the summer and winter like Europe and Thailand." She has to compete with "huge birthday parties at expensive places like Sky High Sports and they invite the entire grade. Last year there were multiple Bar Mitzvahs and Bat Mitzvahs all with custom invitations, a dress code and huge private receptions afterward."

Trigger says her lack of funds is cramping Charlie's style.

Jon Cryer has made no comment.