Kevin Love Trade To Golden State Warriors: Stephen Curry Is Ideal Teammate For All-Star Forward! 'Bizarre' Article Also Cites Ricky Rubio's Naked Buttocks!

Kevin Love would prefer a trade to the Golden State Warriors. An article has quoted the All-star forward stating his preference for Stephen Curry as the perfect teammate.

Now that the trade rumors for Love are in fever pitch, the teams' fan bases are looking for any indicator that will send the Minnesota Timberwolves' forward their way.

The Golden State Warriors subreddit has posted a thread based on statements made by Love in a Newsweek article which stated:

"Curry was the player Love told me he'd most like to play with - "so unselfish... can really, really score" - in what may be a dig at Kahn and Rubio, who is averaging just 8.9 points per game and is on pace for the worst shooting season ever for an NBA player."

Kahn refers to David Kahn, former Minnesota Timberwolves GM that was responsible for multiple horrendous decisions that hurt the team.

But the Newsweek article was also cited by the members of the subreddit for the 'bizarre' content that it included. There  were allusions about the possible gap between Kevin Love and Ricky Rubio, the Spanish point guard whom the T-Wolves plan to build around. There was also a reference to his 'naked buttocks':

"'He's a warrior,' Ricky Rubio says, more in admiration than in kinship: Something tells me that Love and Rubio aren't great friends. Dropping his towel, the Spanish point guard reveals his naked buttocks. He does his best to pretend that there is not a gaggle of middle-aged men looking at his bum, while the middle-aged men do their best to pretend that they are not in the presence of this callipygian youth who has a 10:30 flight to Oklahoma City, where his team will face the superior Thunder, to whom the Wolves will lose and thus fall further behind in the chase for the final playoff spot in the Western Conference."

A reference to the players' hard bodies was also noticed: "The middle-aged reporters watch the young men come out of the showers. The young men have hard bodies, while the bodies of the middle-aged reporters are soft, adiposal. The young men come from Spain, Cameroon, Martinique - and Tennessee."

All creepiness aside, the Golden State Warriors have the best chance of improving as they have the most number of assets as well as the best chance to win.

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