`Breaking Bad’ Season 5 spoilers. There are only five episodes of Breaking Bad left. I have to say, Breaking Bad ruined TV for me. Because of “Breaking Bad,” I can’t watch other network shows anymore. The quality of the writing, the quality of the acting, the suspense and plot twists and the guacamole.

Yes, the guacamole, when that kid kept coming to the table pushing the guacamole during the, what I call the Breaking Bad Summit, my nerves were frayed and my sides were exploding. When the waiter told the Breaking Bad crew that they made the guacamole right there at the table, where Walter White was laying it all on the line, damn, that was funny as hell.

Okay, on last night’s Breaking Bad (Season 5 Spoilers – gotta put that or no one will read this) Jesse goes off the rails and who could blame him? Walter White was setting that not-as-bad-as-he-should-be bad boy up. Meeting in the desert, hugging him until he just couldn’t say no anymore. No wonder next week’s Breaking Bad Spoiler from the coming-next-week ad Jesse says “Walter White is the devil.” He is. And the only guy who’s not signing his soul away is Jesse Pinkman, the kid who gave Walter the pen in the first place.

Yeah, I promised you some Breaking Bad spoilers, first, let me remind you that at the end of Breaking Bad, Walter White will live. Long live Heisenberg. The Breaking Bad writers told us that right at the beginning of the season, showing Walt all full of hair and returning home in what looks like its way past whatever trouble he’s gotten into. I think he took it on the lam.

Next week’s Breaking Bad is called “Rabid Dog” so it’s no spoiler to say that Jesse is that mongrel mutt. But they’re not going to put him down, not yet, anyway. Aaron Paul leaked that episode seven is goingto be a heart breaker, yeah, Jesse’s probably going to eat it in the penultimate episode. Just like the guacamole.

The official Breaking Bad Season 5 spoiler that came out of the network says: “An unusual strategy starts to bear fruit, while plans are set in motion that could change everything.” But Walter Jr. is going to get some version of the story, whether it’s about Walter’s Cancer or his dealings we don’t know. Maybe Walter Jr. does some meth. Nah, kidding. But we know that Marie thinks Walt has won.

Breaking Bad episode 12, “Rabid Dog” airs on AMC on September 1st, 2013, I think, or are they going to tease us with a Labor Day stall?

by Tony Sokol